nahshaw:

i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with” 

(via why-you-so-dumb)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(via why-you-so-dumb)

soheeisamasian:

prettyoddx:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

ehhh this doesn’t really look like jennif-WHAT THE FUCK

I was just like oh eh then wig and looks up and HOLY SHIT

(via pizza)

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Requested: Samantha Barks + Hair Colors

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(Source: lovegoods, via humortastic)

motoasfuck:

thiinka:

damianwaynesboots:

A police officer was killed this week here in Arizona. Today is his daughter’s kindergarten graduation, and because he couldn’t be there, the rest of the force showed up to represent him.

(via humortastic)

esotericsanonymous:

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What the fuck

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does this even mean anymore

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is it supposed to express love and peace

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or unfathomable rage and hatred

(via not-photogenic)

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

(Source: shesdonejim, via pizza)

(via humortastic)

ticktocksheep:

queersuperteens:

muffarino:

Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.

A+ acting, would cackle again.

I love how he looks genuinely impressed in the last gif.

(Source: paradeofthesun, via theboywhofangirled)

(Source: tashasoradical, via humortastic)

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via pizza)

hiddle-stoned:

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

(Source: iseeincolor91, via pizza)

fuckyeahlaughters:

awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her

(via pizza)